Age Gap Romance T-Shirts

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"'Till death do you part?"

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

Kissing bench with rockers

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

Young Love

"This should be hilarious."

"Mother's dying to met you."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"I'm dating an 144 year old woman..."

"The age difference doesn't worry me. I just love hearing your stories about your shipping company."

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."

'George is much older than me. When he was 6 I was only half his age...'