Age Gap T-Shirts

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"Nice haircut."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I'm your hip replacement."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"We invented your hair."

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"'Till death do you part?"

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'Well, I find it intimidating. I mean, any minute they could fall down completely!'

"This should be hilarious."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

"Mother's dying to met you."

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"You shoved a candy cane in my ear!"

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

'The stylist got our instructions mixed up.'

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"Well, in my day kiddo, we were well-behaved puppies: we were not sent to puppy school!"

"And I will tell you something else, this constant drumbeat for change and accountability and and and . . . nose rings . . . is really intimidating."

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

'Dear, I believe the expression is: 'never been kissed'.'

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"