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'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Unmanned drones.

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"'Till death do you part?"

"I advised my intern that one must pick his battles. He asked me what video game I had in mind."

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"This should be hilarious."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"Mother's dying to met you."

That's what I call value.

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"My humour needs bringing up to date. Do you think the New School might have something?"

"The ageism in this office has really gone up a notch."

The Too-Much Information Age: 'Sure I've googled myself, not that it's any of your business...I mean who hasn't? But that's not what it was called when I was a kid...'

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"Daddy's binky is money."

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

'I'm afraid your lifestyle has caught up with my body.'

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

Remarry and get back to falling asleep in front of the TV every night.

Ha Ha! Ha ha ha ha! What are you doing? We're watching one of our favorite movies. Technology has changed the meaning of some things, Ernie. When I was their age, seeing a film "on a mobile device" meant they were showing a movie on your airplane flight!

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"