Age-defier Admirer Pillows

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

Wine: New! Old!

I love Vintage

"I'm so jealous. Joanne looks like she hasn't used up a single one of her 9 lives."

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'

'People your age tend to overindulge themselves to death — we doctors call them 'suicide boomers.''

"I wish I had your legs."

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

'Er...the botox injections of Dorian Gray?'

"Some of our teachers haven't changed much since baby days..."

"I'm only attracted to older women."