Age-conscious Individual Gifts

"Botox? No, I simply stopped smiling when I turned 30."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"Now they're saying 80 is the new 70. So, when's the new dead?"

"We’re still a relatively young company compared to this lady I found in the lobby."

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

'Ageism at work'

'60 is the new 40.'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

'Behold,a cross section of our workforce: the energy of youth mixed with the wisdom of years.'

'Isn't she a bit young for you?'

"I'm sorry, but at your age I really can't give you any credit...why don't you put your denture under the pillow and see if the tooth fairy can help you!"

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Man spots a grey hair in his beard

"You will grow old and wrinkled, and moan about the weather."

When job hunting, your age will get in the way - but only if you place it centre stage.

'The boss wants me to retire...The company doesn't want you when you're old and useless.' 'They prefer people who are young and useless.'

"You're over 50. While we appreciate your past contributions, we need to put them behind us and move on."

If wisdom comes with age, I'm smarter than I look.

"I said I USED TO BE A BABY BOOMER!"

'I wish you would stop calling my birthday a historical re-enactment!'

'I'm not worried about ageism - I'm just keeping it real'

"The only way she can still be in her twenties is if her birthday is 29th February!"

'Whoohoo, you've got the job! Just sign this little contract clause. It says that when you're too old to fit our company's young, healthy and fancy image, you agree to get put down.'

'I'm at that awkward age. Not as young as I say I am, and not as old as I feel.'

Woman Magazine -Look Younger; Teen Gal Magazine -Look Older

'Honey, its for you.'

'Methuselah never stops complaining - it's been 'age discrimination' since he was 600.'

Runaway Bride.

"You have a great resume... experience... education... history... but there is one thing we'd like to see that you don't have..." "A birth certificate issued sometime around 1975."

'She's my age!!'

'He insists on seeing a senior partner - No 'whippersnappers',