Age Ace T-Shirts

"Those once-in-a-lifetime events are beginning to add up."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Monica Seles

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Whack-a-molecule

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Aging Support Group

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Tennis ball girl.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Baldness Facts

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Middle Age Spread.

Life Is Just A Game

"Be rational."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Whac-a-Virus.