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Paradise

Truth

Off Duty.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

Postcards from Heaven...

Spy Satellite

The Human Condition

Syria

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

'Earth became too small. I had to opt for a bigger planet for hell.'

Damned if you do...

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"I hope your day is going bad."

"What are the prevailing winds?"

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'So do I get the job or not?'

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

Possible Merger Talks