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"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Professional woman in pub

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

'A Fucking Drink'

"So who else is gonna be there?"

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Held up at work? You could have called."

Bad business inc.

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

I am ready for my wine.

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Alright mate? Fancy popping out later for a couple of units?"

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

"I am ready for my wine."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"What time does the afterparty start?"

"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"

"Welcome Death, Inc."

'There you are, Sir- a 'Hard Day at the Office'.'

'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'

"Don't get me started on crows."

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