After-work Gatherings T-Shirts

"Alright mate? Fancy popping out later for a couple of units?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Happy Hour

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Professional woman in pub

Playing cards.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."