Afterlife Fantasist Pillows

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"From this you make a living?"

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

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"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Gates of heaven

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Post-psychoanalysis

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"