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"Why so grim, handsome?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

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"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"From this you make a living?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

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"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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Gates of heaven

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

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