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"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"These roaming charges are going to kill me."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

The Reaper's Arms

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"From this you make a living?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Gates of heaven

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

Post-psychoanalysis