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"It's like everything. You can take it with you if you have the best lawyers."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Look man, no wings!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Suite Hereafter

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

The Final Selfie