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"So that's what it means to unwind before dinner."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Friday

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"I work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to resign."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Happy Retirement

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

"Alright mate? Fancy popping out later for a couple of units?"

"May her soul rest in peace."

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"I had too many irons in the fire and it went out."

'Is it Saturday, already?'

"Re toxing Dave"

'There you are, Sir- a 'Hard Day at the Office'.'

'What a day! Give me a Scotch and bromo!'

Hoskins was invited to take part in the nicorette patch of peace ceremony

"Don't get me started on crows."

Happy Hour

"I just want to go home, chill out and scoop goo out of my head."

"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."

"Well this blows"

"Roger and Out."