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"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He was a very good boy."

Love a Mutt

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Wow, these are good!"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

"She's a weiner cat."

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"Damn, she's good."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

A man reads a sign saying 'Beware the Ides of March' is approached from behind by a small dog wearing a coat which reads 'Ides'.

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"Who's my favourite pet? You are... Yes you are!"

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

huntsman with hounds

'We're revoking your executive washroom key for drinking out of the toilet.'

"Looks like Phil isn't home."