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"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"He was a very good boy."

Love a Mutt

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Wow, these are good!"

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

"She's a weiner cat."

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"Damn, she's good."

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Yep. Rex here is the best darn drug-sniffing dog on the force.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"Who's my favourite pet? You are... Yes you are!"

A man reads a sign saying 'Beware the Ides of March' is approached from behind by a small dog wearing a coat which reads 'Ides'.

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

huntsman with hounds

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."