Affectionate Homemakers Pillows

Romance over the iron boards

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Baker Romance

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

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"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

Romance over the Irons

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

'Catching them young' Man reading to child in bed '...seven maidens, four wickets for sixty...'

Clean House

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

Maid.

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."

Statue of a housewife.

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

Beaver cleaning a carpet.

"Officer, the washing machine ate my brother!"

Un-realtor

"Did we have visitors today? Wait! Let me guess! Tia Delia...cousin Esther...and Tia Zulema."

'My children always seem to move back - they like their home comforts.'

'If I could choose I'd like to be my son.' 'When I grow up I want to be like my dad.'

Picture of missing sock on milk carton.

'Well, you would go on about wanting her as a stay-at-home wife!'

House.

'That's the last time I ever let you try to fix the microwave.'

"Are you sure that our health insurance will cover any consequences from kissing grandma?"

Milfred enjoyed standing in the middle of shopping malls and being a love directory.

'I hate grocery shopping.'