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The Common Sutra.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Mixed Doubles.

Paint pots in love

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

Ballet Lovers

PJ Parties

Date Night

Dancing

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Living together, couple in love.

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Armchair Dancing

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Gay couple living together.

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Matching Outfits

'Watch your step. I happen to know you're an alpha male.'

Love is being close, no matter what...

'Meet my significant other.'

We never go out anymore.

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"Tom and I are so close, we finish each others' sentences."

Donuts. Pastries. Danish. Cookies. I'm breaking my diet resolution, but on the other hand I'm keeping my resolution to visit old friends!

"How come we don't just cuddle anymore?"