Affectionate Advisor Prints

"The 'death knell for my creative aspirations'? Not at all! You're my little ray of sunshine! Also... you shouldn't read other people's text messages."

Paint pots in love

Love

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Love for the family

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'I think I've spotted our problem.' (too many consultants)

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

Valentine's Day Kiss

"Honey! Remember when we first met and you used to nibble my ear?"

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

'Girls! I won't understand them if I live to be six.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been talking to … um … Tina for three whole weeks … Do you think it's too early to try and get her to move out her near me? Excellent question. The answer is, we're all barreling full-steam toward death and incontinence. So seize the moment!!! that's both depressing and uplifting at the same time.

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

'Is your girlfriend still playing hard-to-get?', 'No -- now she's playing keep-away.'

'Always with the hugs! Would it kill you to kiss me once in a while?'

'You got something against bear hugs?'

"Couples therapy is not 'going out.' Henry!"

Hugs.

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

My valentine

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

Grandmother's house has sign 'Kids spoiled while U wait.'

"How come we don't just cuddle anymore?"

'He gets very defensive.'