Romantic Advisor Prints

Safe sex.

"I do like Martin. For a nice, wishy-washy, passive-aggressive guy, he's great!"

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

'Is your girlfriend still playing hard-to-get?', 'No -- now she's playing keep-away.'

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Try Mediation

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Window Treatment

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"My computer just texted me."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

Hollywood Breakup

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'