Affection Seekers Gifts

"Behind every great man is an equally great woman starved for affection."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Pyjama party

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Speed Dating.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

The Wishing Well

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Tongue in the ear...

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

How oysters get engaged.