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Wasp being sprayed.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Look, son, real estate."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Windmill

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

Britain's first official astronaut.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"