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"Open wide! Here comes the de Havilland Dash-8, twin-engine, medium range turbo prop airliner."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Cow Pilot.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

Food sign on the mountain.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

'How's the steak, sir?'

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

Trapeze artists.

"Food! Food!"

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

'Chicken or fish? Let me call my lawyer.'

"I'm not going anywhere special. I just really like airplane food"

A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.

During the quieter periods, Lance and the boys would while away the hours by flicking bungee bands at passing aircraft.'

Returning from a Multi-Day

'Now that you've taken a bite would you like to know what it is?'

"Are you sure this is enough?"

'It has put a bit of strain on the marriage, to be honest, his career as 'the human fly'.'

"Finally, right?"

Flyover of the Combover

"They found a bomb on board our flight. 'Lesbian Vampire Killers' was the in-flight movie..."

Flying saucer balloon.