In-flight Foodie T-Shirts

"Are you sure this is enough?"

Airplane Mode.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Fresh pepper?"

Zagat Rated.

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Purpose of visit?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Food sign on the mountain.

'WIll that be with or without methane, sir?'

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

'How's the steak, sir?'

'Bloody Brits.'

"And a mild sedative for the kid behind me."

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'

'Make those to go.'

"Movies...snacks....what took us so long?"

Gastronauts

ABC Airplane Food Manufacturing Co: Supplying Lame Jokes To Comedians for 35 Years.

'Manna! Matzoh! If I knew the food would be so bad on this trip, I would have stayed in Egypt.'

Anatomy of a Non-Rev

"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"

'Chicken or fish? Let me call my lawyer.'

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"I'm not going anywhere special. I just really like airplane food"

"Does Bev always pack her own food?"

'Now that you've taken a bite would you like to know what it is?'

The real reason behind the Chinese moon landing.

"Quit kicking our seat!"

"Open wide! Here comes the de Havilland Dash-8, twin-engine, medium range turbo prop airliner."

"Finally, right?"

"You don't have to be nasty, just be firm. Say, 'Stop kicking my seat moron.'"