Advocates Of Justice Humor Prints

'I was doing fine in court... and then they had to get 'legal' on me.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Judge Mental.'

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"The charge is loitering, your honor."

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

'The prisons are overcrowded, so why don't you just drop and give me fifty push-ups?'

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty."

'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

'Let's be fair about this, Your Honor -- how can the plaintiff be an objective witness if my client shot him?'

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

Where legal teams but their outfits.

'I'm sentencing you to 100 hours of community service. Be at Twin Lakes Country Club at 8am sharp. I need a caddy.'

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

"And this is the juvenile court."

"Hockersmith & Associates. May we help you?"

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

'Is it just me or are we showing more leg this year?'

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Don't worry his majesty with all this talk of 'big city lawyers'.

"Let's start the polygraph test with an easy question — Are you a good boy?"

'You can plead 'guilty,' or you can plead 'not guilty' - You can't plead 'no big deal'!'

Three blind mice see personal injury lawyer: 'You've got a water-tight case here.'

"You lucked out -- the grand jury doesn't want to get involved"

'When I offered the bribe, Your Honor, I was just being polite.'

"You want to sue the IRS for giving you math phobia? - I LOVE it!"

"I thought legal highs were banned now, Sarge?"

"The witness will not tweet his testimony."