Advocate For Student Rights Pillows

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

University Challenge

When Democrats Win, Democrats Win

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

"What I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."

"Sorry, class, but because of new deregulations, I don't have to teach you anything this year."

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'Take this back to the committee. Since this is a school I would like the mission statement to mention education.'

Hijab ban in Educational Institutions

"No, you cannot impeach your teacher!"

Civilian Oversight

They Too

Voting on their Seats

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Banned Books

"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."

'No darling, it's not a programme about choice of schools.'

Controversial Boxes

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'