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'Here comes the bit from the advert.'

'If you drive it like they do in the advertisements, you void the warranty.'

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"Just once, I wish you'd show the same energy at home as you do at work!"

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."

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'...and here's your free shake.'

"They just showed one of those TV commercials that say you can feed a starving child for 49 cents a day."

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The nice thing about soccer is that there are no commercials.

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"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"I'm not a real doctor, because I was I'd be sued for telling you this about Verocyl."

Woman on desert island reads message she finds in a bottle: 'It's an ad for a diet club.'

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"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"Hmm, for some reason I want a snack!"

"They really are chunky."

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"We take cash, credit, or you can watch our ad 92 times."

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'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

'Yes, I know our ad said that no salesman would call -- my boss says I'm no salesman.'

'Well, I never go anywhere, American Express -- How does that grab you?'

'I thought it was just going to be attack ADS.'

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'