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"There it is - 'GSOH', gay salior one hand, 'WLTM', wooden leg to match'!"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Direct Marketing...

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Roads with a view.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

F1 - Quit Smoking.

As Seen Watching TV

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

This Space Available.

Your Ad Here.

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'It's used to be wine, women and song. Now, it's beer, the old lady and TV ad jingles.'

"He's a genius at product placement."

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

'With my marketing savvy this place would be gold.'

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

Talk or you'll be forced to watch bad TV commercials!

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul