Advert Calendar Gifts

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Friday

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Infinity Tavern

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

They get into debt so fast these days...

God's Sticky Notes

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The Doorway to Ideas

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.