Adverse To Political Ads T-Shirts

"....So....you want my engineers to invent a TV that turns itself off when a political ad comes on? It has potential."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Time's running out for Africa

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Cash Rebate

Election Cancelling Headphones

Dream Advertisements.

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

Trickle down...

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

Election Ads

Where Are They Now?

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

'That's great... He can watch a 30-minute election ad, but he can't listen to me for five lousy minutes!'

The things some people do to escape from McDonald's advertising.

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"There's no privacy anymore."

Defending the Status Quo

'I was judged by white male standards!'

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

'Okay. If this new TV's as smart as a computer, where's the 'Skip Ad' button?'

Woke

"Just more Junk Mail."

Next advert in 2 seconds...

'I got myself a new razor, according to the package it's supposed to bring out the goddess in you.' 'Which one, love or war?'

"Doing political ads would combine my love of writing with my gift for character assassination."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

"It's so nice to get away from it all. . ."