Anti-health Ad Supporter T-Shirts

"Are you in denial about how much trashy TV and junk food you consume?"

"We won!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Sunday School. Strange --- Apples were forbidden, but apparently fried foods were okay.

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Energy Drinks

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

"They do say results will vary."

"It's a cause close to my heart."

Medicare Out Of Gas

Booster dose for vaccine

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

'I like it, Johnson!'

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

NHS 75 years

Vaccines against Covid

"It's a warning from the American Hypochondriacs Association -- you've been overprescribing placebos."

Viagra available on NHS.

Covid-19

Jabber Wacky

'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'

"All the nutritional benefits of tortured, wretched souls, without the hassle."

I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm... But you're only 25!

Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed

'Consumer alert! Consumer alert! - If it tastes good, spit it out!'

Aren't you afraid you'll void the warranty?

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."

"Doing political ads would combine my love of writing with my gift for character assassination."