Anti-health Ad Supporter T-Shirts

"Are you in denial about how much trashy TV and junk food you consume?"

"We won!"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Energy Drinks

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"They do say results will vary."

"It's a cause close to my heart."

Medicare Out Of Gas

'I like it, Johnson!'

Booster dose for vaccine

'My career goals? Writing political attack ads would combine my love of blogging and bullying.'

NHS 75 years

"It's a warning from the American Hypochondriacs Association -- you've been overprescribing placebos."

Vaccines against Covid

Jabber Wacky

Covid-19

'Geeez! One day, we'll all get killed by that unhealthy stuff!'

"All the nutritional benefits of tortured, wretched souls, without the hassle."

Overweight dumb-bells at a Weight Loss Centre having their weights removed

'Consumer alert! Consumer alert! - If it tastes good, spit it out!'

I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm... But you're only 25!

"Doing political ads would combine my love of writing with my gift for character assassination."

Resisting the Virus

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."