Adventurous Pupil Pillows

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Desert Mirage

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Back to School

Social distancing

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'