Adventurous Pupil Pillows

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Today we learned to count to one.

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Desert Mirage

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Social distancing

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Back to School

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

"I'm running away from home to join the media circus."

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

Take your Daughter to Word Day

'If you shoot your foot off don't coming running to me.'

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.