Adventurer-in-training Mugs

Zorro as a child.

'We did everything together this summer. He got fleas and I got poison ivy.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Pirate

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."