Adventure Seekers Who Often Find Themselves On The Road Pillows

Get You Home Tow Truck.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Hobby Store

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kardiff.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Are we broke yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

Fishing boat.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."