Adventure Seekers Who Often Find Themselves On The Road Prints

Get You Home Tow Truck.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

The Hobby Store

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Kardiff.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Are we broke yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Sister Cities

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Street signs you don't want to see.