Adventure Seeker With A Green Heart Pillows

In the wake of tourism...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

I think you're ace

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Man on Island.

Children play with insects in power outages

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Arabian Nights.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

At the golf detox clinic.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'