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'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Desert Island Meals.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'