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"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"That's why you're so familiar, we flew together yesterday!"