Adventure Airline Aficionado Prints

"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."