Adulting Skeptic Mugs

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

'Pardon me, Miss - My therapist told me I should let my inner child out to play, so of course I'll be needing a sister...'

Open House of Horrors

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'So help me, which god?'

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Oh my god!'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."

"We didn't learn anything today. We had to unlearn what the substitute taught us yesterday."

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

'I can't believe you think that hypnotist was for real.'

"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."

"How do I leave the house again? Is it keys then shoes then socks?"

"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."

Hey! Everybody makes mistakes.