Adulting Adventure Seeker Pillows

Somehow, Bob managed to break the cycle of abuse.

Bar Bar

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Pirate

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'