Adulthood Challenges T-Shirts

Still living with parents....

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Are we broke yet?'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Peter

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

Pubertry

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."