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'I'll just ring mother to see if I'm free to take you out on Saturday.'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Origins Of Evolution

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son - Just enjoy being a mostaccioli while it lasts.

'I can change! I swear!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"No need to push, Mother—I'm going."

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

"They grow up so fast."

Mall of ages

"Junior's moved back home! It took him less than a week to work out that the grass is not always greener on the other side..."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"