Adult Sibling Pillows

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

Licenced Day Care.

"I'm sorry I didn't find your wallet but I found six pairs of reading glasses!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Bond James, Bond."

"Ahhh... close enough."

The Art Student.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

At the Museum

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grace For Flies

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Wildlife

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."