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'Books: Bill's Memoirs, Hillary's Memoirs.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Nathaniel Hawthorne

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

George Orwell

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Author does not do tricks."

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"