Adult Children Moving Out Gifts

"I'm sorry your son Billy ran away, but there's not much we can do being that he's thirty-four."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Are we broke yet?'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

Peter

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Origins Of Evolution

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."