Adolescent Joke Aficionado Pillows

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"Why do they do that?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Higher wisdom...

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Every class has one. . .