Adolescent Joke Aficionado Mugs

"When I first started school all I wanted were A's but since hitting puberty I'm far more interested in D's."

"Why do they do that?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Higher wisdom...

"Amateurs."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Every class has one. . .

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"