Adolescent Challenges Advocate Gifts

Bottle bank with 'Clear' and 'Acne' sections.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

The Supreme Court, Juvenile Divisio: "As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is the children v. Mommy."

Danger: Do not love.

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

The Cheddar College for Extra Mature Students

The Minor Issue

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'

'Don't get me wrong, I love children. I'm just not ready to hire them.'

"Because I said so, is in fact an effective argument for debate. Just ask my mom."

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."