Adolescent Advocate Gifts

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

Welcome to your new English Class.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Violence against children.

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

"We don't make cookies anymore - I'm selling Girl Scout apps."

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

The Supreme Court, Juvenile Divisio: "As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is the children v. Mommy."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Danger: Do not love.

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

An apple core school

The Cheddar College for Extra Mature Students

The Minor Issue

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'I just think everyone in the family should have the same rights and privileges.'