Admitting Mistakes T-Shirts

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

Very sorry

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

Apology Cards

"I guess she wanted an upright."