Admitting Mistakes Mugs

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

Very sorry

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"I guess she wanted an upright."

Apology Cards

'Duck.'